The Human Experience: This is so funny!

Quotes

"Remember who you are, and don't let it get you down"

"Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick" -Steve Jobs

"The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righeous are bold as a lion" - Proverbs 28:1

"If men would avoid that general manner and general language in which they strive to hide all that is peculiar, and would say only what was uppermost in their own minds, in their own individual way, everyone would be interesting." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD." -Readers Digest

"Time is a great teacher bu unfortunately it kills all its pupils" -Louis Hector Berloiz

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" -Mark Twain

"One out of every twelve people are winners, odds are you're not one of them"

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.' " -President Thomas S. Monson

"To the pure in heart, everything is pure"

-Arabian Nights

"Changes can come from the power of many, but only when the many come together to form that which is invincible . . . the power of one."

-The Power of One

"Hey did you hear about the man eating tiger that got loose at (insert college name here)? . . . It starved to death."

The Human Experience

Sunday, April 8, 2012

This is so funny!

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